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http://WWW.XANGA.COM/NJTRIVEDI

THAT'S WHERE THE ACTION IS

YO REPRESENT, EAST SIDE MOTHA FUCKA.

IM IZZOUT.

NJTTTTT

oh god...im in the middle of ny and vermont. we just drove for like 15 hours on a road without any lights. we couldn't see a thing. i was ready to die and i held my contour pillow up in such a fashion so that the broken glass shards from the window woudln't screw up my face. my spirit was tired...my body was dying. and we were on route 4 north.

I'm sitll at this holidae inn...but i can't find any snoop dogg. where are you snoop?

i need to get out of here. i don't care about stupid colleges...all the good ones are in the middle of goddamned no where.

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ok..i feel really bad now. I haven't updated this little thing in sooo long...i just think that there isn't too much to write about. I dont have ne thing to complain about. I dont have any ironic little logs that everyoen can see but are really meant for one person, and unfortunately, my life isn't as exciting as it used to be. I work in the city 8-5....and i see some crazy shit...but thas about it. ooo here's a story. Soo i was on the train the other day. Btw...i seriously think that i have a thing for the F train. Like, sometimes, the F train isn't doing so welll...so im forced to take other trains...like the E train or the 6 train or something...and I dont get the same feeling of comfort that i do when im on the F train. First of all...the F trains have like separated seats...so there's a set number of poeple who can sit. On the E train and the 6 train...they have these benches so like fatasses can take up like 20 seats and you cant really say ne thing. I love my F train.

Ok..so the other day, a crazy man gets on the train...what's new. and he starts conversing with this british man....it was the funniest thing. He's all drunk and shit and he's like do you have a girlfriend...do you bang her hard? Stuff like that. The brit is just like ho ho ho...kind of like dr. james. It's hilarious. So then the crazy man keeps talking and asks him...do you like comedians? And the brit thinks he said, "do you like mediums". And so, The brit says, "no..im not into that stuff". So the crazy man gets offfended and said "how the hell cant u like comedians?" And then the brit says..."ohhhh comedians...i thought u said mediums". And the silly crazy man goes "what the fuck is a medium?" And the brit goes, "Those guys who tell u your fortunes." So this is getting quitteee interesting. But, it's time for the crazy man to go. So he does a little drum roll on the brit's bald head and leaves. The train closes...and as we leave...we hear a tremendous scream. I think it was from the silly crazy man.

Ok..i think i told you a different story from the one i intended. but i thought it was funny regardless.

i'll put on another story tomorrow...i'll try really hard to. adios

Donnie is a pretty hard kid to understand. Most of the time, he's like Fucker Shunt this and Fucker Shunt that...but there are those few occassions when he becomes really mature and helpful. I was gonna write a really long entry, but Donnie seemed to have provided me with everything I needed.

BBaLLBoy533: but shunt
BBaLLBoy533: remember what you told me
BBaLLBoy533: when you feel theres no hope left, keep going

Good Job Don Yegan...I think that's the best piece of advice anyone's ever regurgitated back to me.

On a more entertaining note..If i look at my right thumb at a good angle, it looks like a bigg chunk of it has been bitten off. Call me if you want to stop by and see it.

Until next time,

Shunt

I read in National Geographic that the reason fatty foods are so palatable reaches back thousands and thousands of years ago. Back when the world was really cold, there used to periodic ice ages and there would be no food for weeks or months. Sooo, our prehistoric buddies ate a lot of fat, and hence got fat, so that they could use their blubber to get through these tough times.

Therefore, to all my fat brothers and sisters, do not feel ashamed of those extra few pounds! Take comfort in the fact that if a sudden ice age does strike us anytime soon, those skinny ass bitches won't last more than a day and all their healthy shit will be worth absolute shit. 

Until next time, 

Shunt